EMILIO WIENERMAN

Whatcha want? Whaddya need? Whatever it is, Emilio's the guy to get it for you: no questions asked. Maybe you've seen him hanging around Greencard once or twice, you probably thought to yourself, "who the hell is that guy?" Well, he doesn't work here per se, but he's definitely on the payroll, if you know what I mean, and that qualifies him as a bonafide freelancer.

From time to time certain services need to be provided, certain items procured... Emilio can make it happen, but if anyone comes sniffin' around, you know the drill: you never seen'm, you ain't never heard of'm.

He can be your best friend, if the price is right. But don't ever try to fuck with Emilio. He'll kill your ass.

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